My dear, it pains me to point out that this morning you left the twist-tie off of the bread and scattered Cheetos crumbs all over the counter-top.Now your friends all know that you are a neglectful bread-keeper and a Cheetos litterer.
I'm sorry it had to come to this.
Are we really going here? Because I would be happy to let everyone know how you leave the bathroom sink covered in hair and shaving cream, never put a toilet paper roll on the holder, and have never (as long as I've known you) cleaned your dog's food bowl.
ReplyDeleteI have, in fact, cleaned Stella's food bowl. I specifically remember you noticing and almost fainting.
ReplyDeleteI do not believe it. It must have been so traumatic that it happened to Marcia and not me.
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