Me: I ordered new anti-wrinkle cream.
Kevin: You know that's just whale sperm, right?
Me: Yeah. I know.
Kevin: All you have to do is find a whale and jack him off on your face.
Me: I know but last time I invited a bunch of whales over for a bukkake and it didn't do anything.
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