Kevin: Your breakfast is done, sweetie.
Me: (Clearly, he hasn't read what I just posted about him on Twitter or he wouldn't be calling me sweetie.)
****walk in kitchen****
Me: Thanks. I'm guessing you haven't checked your Twitter?
Kevin: Oh god, what did you say about me?
Me: Nothing.
Kevin: I'm in here making you breakfast and you're talking shit about me on Twitter?
Me: It's the circle of life.
Kevin: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah. Mufasa had it wrong.
Kevin: Apparently, so was Elton John.
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