Chat: VD

In response to Jill's tweet: "@Kevin_Wolf accidentally re-enacted all my previous VD experiences by sleeping on the couch."

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me: I do not have a venereal disease.

Jill: You do.

hahahaha

me: Then I'd like to know how I acquired it. Maybe I got roofied.

Jill: Probably by @skrike

me: That sonofabitch.

Jill: Cute doesn't alway mean clean. You should keep that in mind next time.

Mufasa's an Idiot

Kevin: Your breakfast is done, sweetie.

Me: (Clearly, he hasn't read what I just posted about him on Twitter or he wouldn't be calling me sweetie.)

****walk in kitchen****

Me: Thanks. I'm guessing you haven't checked your Twitter?

Kevin: Oh god, what did you say about me?

Me: Nothing.

Kevin: I'm in here making you breakfast and you're talking shit about me on Twitter?

Me: It's the circle of life.

Kevin: Oh, really?

Me: Yeah. Mufasa had it wrong.

Kevin: Apparently, so was Elton John.