Chat: VD

In response to Jill's tweet: "@Kevin_Wolf accidentally re-enacted all my previous VD experiences by sleeping on the couch."

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me: I do not have a venereal disease.

Jill: You do.

hahahaha

me: Then I'd like to know how I acquired it. Maybe I got roofied.

Jill: Probably by @skrike

me: That sonofabitch.

Jill: Cute doesn't alway mean clean. You should keep that in mind next time.

CHAT: Butt

Jill: My dad just butt dialed me, again today.

Me: Doesn't your father know that you and his butt are not on speaking terms?

CHAT: Apostrophe

After reading somebody's blog that had a simple punctuation error in the title.

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me: Seriously, man, somebody needs to tell her, politely, how to pluralize.

Jill: Yeah. She is a sweet girl but not the brightest.

me: Sometimes I feel I was the only one paying attention in grammar school.

Jill: Not the only one but not nearly enough were.

me: If she absolutely insists on using an apostrophe, she should rename her blog to [NAME WITHHELD]. That would be fine.

GRRR.

Jill: Deep breaths.

me: I just get really upset by simple mistakes that are due entirely to laziness. It's not like it's THAT difficult to learn the rules of the apostrophe. It's a pretty straight-forward piece of punctuation.

Jill: Actually, it has a bendy in it.

me: I will destroy you.

Jill: You wish.